1st things 3rd...

*noob blogger narrarates outloud softly to herself* ...is noob spelled n-o-o-b or n-e-w-b?


so this is where ramblers go to ramble. finally. i feel like i already fit in. especially since i can just talk and hope people are listening, it feels just like home. *sighs from nostalgia, leans back and sips on hot cocoa. burns tongue on said cocoa.*

im not a writer. so don't expect to be impressed. in fact i don't possess a talent. as a kid i would go around asking fellow classmates "what do you think my talent is?" in a society of "bests" and having to be "defined" by something, i longed to know what about me was special. turns out its nothing. im not self loathing, depressed or even a debbie-downer. im just real. a bitch realist. i am however as real as it gets. and its all thanks to life.

im in my early twenties. in fact i made twenty 3 years ago. im married to the most sexiest man on the planet, hands down. who deals with my bull shit and shenanigans effortlessly. he's in the air force. so technically that makes me a military wife. i hate being labeled as a "military wife/spouse" but that's cause i hate being labeled. deep rooted rebellion i guess. *blogger mocks self- yeah im so hardcore* im typeA, the personality not blood. "i don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' no babies." and oh. yeah...the whole island thing - we're stationed on Guam.

no, no...it's okay. i didn't know either. it's here: oh that's where...it....is. yeah i knew that... we've been here 8 months as of today. and i'm gonna lie -- i love it here. we don't have a target and mr. target won't ship here :-| a walmart, a decent grocery store and my-oh-my not a single good clothing store for a twenty-something to shop at. guam isn't all bad - the food here is quite to my liking and gets my (L) of approval. like anyone cares. guam has a native language "chamorron" and the people of guam are called "chamorron" or an american-version "guamanian." there is lots of history here that doesn't seem to match anyone's stories. the island is a japanese tourist HOT spot. and we are 8 hours from hawai'i. we are 16 hours ahead of central standard time. so yes we are a day ahead. when trying to schedule a "skype date" with family it's always like this "8 pm my time or 12am your time? oh that's the same time...oh hell, just leave your skype on & we'll meet up."

there will be more to talk about - when it comes to guam. so i'll leave it at that. in the mean time how bout i shut up & go eat before i start eating these chip crumbs on my keyboard.

adios - as they say in areas that speak spanish and guam.

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idk why newspapers don't do that at the BOTTOM of their pages to keep you reading. oh, cause nobody reads them...

why 1st things 3rd? no reason.
what are the 3 things you need while trapped on an island? oh...you'll see